Occupation: sleepiest girl on the planet
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In high school a girl made a Facebook status calling me ugly and getting people who hated me to ‘like’ it, so the next day I sneaked into a few of her classrooms, found her coursework and books for each subject and binned them all. A few days later I watched as she cried when she was told she had to redo 4 months of work for 3 different subjects.
when i was in 5th grade we were reading books to preschoolers and we were reading the book about gay penguins and we asked if anyone knew anyone that was gay and one girl raised her hand saying that she had two moms and then from the back of the classroom a boy started crying and when we asked why he said it wasn’t fair because he only had one mom and she got two and he wanted two moms also
can we just take a moment to imagine little cute six-year-old hermione reading matilda
and peering into this book about a smart, bookish girl who could move things with her mind
and then can you imagine her concentrating very hard on the books on the bookshelf and slowly, slowly, getting them to move
OH MY GOD
fLOWERS ARE SO CUTE THEY CLOSE WHEN THEYRE SLEEPY I FORGOT FLOWERS DID THAT UI M SO EXCIRED I WANT TO GET IN A FIGHT
there are reasons why i cannot wait for spring
• being able to go outside and look at flowers
• how green the grass will get
• the sometimes chilly but perfectly temperature type of nights
• going on walks
• laying in the grass
• going outside barefoot
• picking flowers to press them in a journal
I wanna go on a roadtrip someday. Alone or with someone I love. I wanna get away. Explore places. Sleep in the car. Stop a lot just to admire the view. Visit museums and try out coffee shops. Listen to my favorite albums while driving. Have a polaroid camera. Take pretty pictures of the sunrise. Take pictures of myself. Run through a forest. Chase fog. Chase the sun. Spend hours on a field making flower crowns. Feel the wind in my hair. Buy souvenirs. Meet people. Take time to observe. I wanna make memories. I wanna feel alive.
I think ‘honey’ is the cutest nickname like you are the efforts of hundreds of tiny bees collaborating, you are made of flowers and love and you make everything so much sweeter.
"why do you like floral prints so much" because i’m not a person. secretly i’m just a mass of bees. trying to blend in with humans. unable to let go of my love of flowers
Do guys in a bromance get each other flowers
'dude here I got you some broses'
'oh man bro you read my mind I got you some daffodudes'